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Thursday December 7, 2006 at 04:00 pm
Five�Things I ‘ve learned thus far…
#1.� When riding any water ride at the Disney complex, do not sit next to the exit step.� I got drenched on this ride.�
I don’t mean splashed, I mean wet all the way through my jeans to the unmentionables.� I walked around for 2 hours with 5 extra pounds of jeans on and I couldn’t take it any more.� I had to go back to the room to change and warm up.� The kids went on it twice and only got a shower….what’s up with that?
#2.� When the NTSB asks questions like, “Do you have any firearms?”� they do not want your husband to say, “No, I left my guns at home today.”� Poor D.J. was almost stripped searched.� They had him in the search area for 10 minutes.� They even patted him down.� Does my 11 year old son look like an Terrorists?
#3.� The rivets on Land’s End jeans set off the metal dectector wand used by the NTSB.��See #2.
#4.� The NTSB wand fires on rivets on Land’s End jeans but not on knitting needles.� Which is more likely to be used as a wepon?� Rivets or 6″ long metal pointy things?� Yes, they let me on with the needles, didn’t even blink when they saw them in my carry on.�� They were too busy searching the 11 year old.�
#5.� No matter what or where you eat you will spend $50 for the meal for a family of 4.� I would make�a suggestion to Disney….serve smaller size burgers and charge less.� You will have much less waste and folks would be more likley to purchase a $5 burger and fries instead of eating only half, tossing the rest and paying $9.