01.22.08

I know I’ve said it before but

Posted in Redwood Living at 9:08 am by Lynette

I hate my neighbors.  Normally my ire is directed toward Mr. Piro on the south side.  Today it is toward Mr. & Mrs. holier than thou PBEFC members on the North side. 

I have chickens.  Yes I have 7 chickens.  And one of them loves flying over the chain link and scratching on the fence line under their rhodes.  No biggie.  She doesn’t go anywhere else than next to the fence.  Probably some great bugs there because they NEVER prune, rake, fertilize or even look at these bushes.

So this morning after running errands I was ‘greeted’ by “LYNETTE (yelled at me) IF YOU CANNOT KEEP YOUR CHICKENS IN YOUR YARN WE’RE GOING TO KILL THEM”. 

Well, good f***ing morning to you.

So I said “You don’t have to worry about it for much longer, we ‘re moving.”

“You are, where are you going?”

I wanted to say anywhere but here but I said “To Brookings.”

“Why to Brookings”, she yelled back.

I wanted to reply Because I hate my G** D*** neighbors.  What I really said was “to get out of California.”

What the heck.  This is the country.  I cannot believe these people.  In the past they’ve called the animal control because we had 3 wild mallard ducks that took up residence in our yarn.  Why did they call the pound?  The complaint said “our ducks were flying”. 

These people need to move back to San Diego.  On better yet, we’ll move!

Did I get the chicken out of their yarn.  Hell no.  Let them worry about it.

I hope my new neighbors like my chickens and dog and children.  If not….watch out.

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